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Knock knock… Who’s there… Giraffe… Giraffe who?… Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving! ( Knock Knock Jokes for Each Month).

Why was the giraffe late?… Because he got caught in a giraffic jam! ( Car Jokes).

Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good?… Giraffe-Sick Park.

How do you interview a giraffe?… First, you get a really tall ladder.

What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?… A twelve-foot toothbrush ( Dentist Jokes for Kids).

What do giraffes have that no one else has?… Baby giraffes! ( Baby Jokes).

Why did the giraffe get bad grades?… He had his head in the clouds.

Why do giraffes have long necks?… Because their feet smell! ( Biology Jokes for Kids).

What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street?… Giraffiti.

What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?… Necktarines.

The worst thing about being a giraffe is that your coffee gets cold by the time it reaches your belly.

I read about a heartwarming story of several doctors performing overnight surgery on a giraffe’s knee… I guess it was a joint operation.

What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?… A “plane in the neck.” ( Plane Jokes & Pilot Jokes).

I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a giraffe… you’ve seen a maul.

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You are riding a Giraffe at full speed, there is a lion right behind you and a horse in front of you, what do you do?… Get off the merry-go-round.A lion and a giraffe are meeting at the zoo Lion: “You are late! We said to meet at sunset!” Giraffe: “I can still see the sun.” ( Sun Jokes & Zoo Jokes).What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?… I’d like to get to gnaw you.Why don’t giraffes like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it! ( Fast Food Jokes).What do you get when two giraffes collide?… A giraffic jam.

What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?… a GIRRAFT.

Why was the giraffe so well respected at the zoo?… Because everybody looked up to him.

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?… It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

Why don’t giraffes make good pets?… They’re too high maintenance.

What do you call a royal giraffe?… Your high-ness.

What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?… A longshot.

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